Those who don’t learn to adapt will find themselves obsolete…
If the fighting men of the 501st Stormtrooper Legion don’t come up with a plan quick, they will find themselves on the unemployment line…

One week later…



I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
Did I hear say king? Or call yourself ruler? Sit down cause the Hammer’s gonna school ya!
Who will land the winning shot when the forces of the Empire and Cobra face-off?
Whether in Las Vegas or the magical world, Severus Snape knows the house always wins!
A Stormtroopers work is never done. It's not bad enough that they must content with the return of the jedi, but also a return of the lies...