Mighty Muggs Moments

Snow Job

December 28, 2020
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A true scoundrel is always on the lookout for opportunity…

Mighty Muggs Han Solo
“It’s colder than a tauntaun’s toenail out here. Screw this. I’m heading back to base, gonna get me some hot cocoa, and steal Luke’s girl!”
That sure is COLD of you, Han. Get it! See what I did there? Oh don’t you judge me. I’m not the one who stole my buddy’s girlfriend. AND THAT IS EXACTLY what Han did at the time, with what knowledge we all had about Luke and Leia’s relation at the time. Han deserved to be frozen in carbonite — a fate riddled with irony befitting such a duplicitous cad!
Might Muggs Lando Calrissian
“That’s what I’m saying! If anyone committed a heinous act of betrayal this day, it was HAN!”
Stand down, Lando. I got this.

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