How in the world could the Hammer be underneath me?
He’s gonna beat me, Say yes to the master and I will teach thee!










I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
Ghost Rider is the one spirit you don’t want paying you a Yuletide visit.
Tony Stark needs to contain his leechery to the 616 and stay off of Earth-828…
Lando Calrissian laments over the cost of keeping a steady supply of delicious malt liquor...
No wonder Wolverine drinks so much. With family like this, who needs enemies...