How in the world could the Hammer be underneath me?
He’s gonna beat me, Say yes to the master and I will teach thee!










I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
The Empire strikes back, as the Stormtroopers take on all naysayers and refute their sullied reputation.
Princess Leia receives a lesson in manners from everyone’s favorite protocol droid.
Ever a senator, Palpatine goes looking for love in all the wrong places...
Did I hear say king? Or call yourself ruler? Sit down cause the Hammer’s gonna school ya!
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