Portrait of a Protocol Droid

The restraining bolt is off!

Mighty Muggs Star Wars C-3PO
“I am afraid that I have something I must confess.”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars C-3PO
Mighty Muggs Star Wars C-3PO
Mighty Muggs Star Wars C-3PO
“Master Calrissian is most innocent. It was I, C-3PO human cyborg relations, who alerted the dreadful Empire and the notorious bounty hunter Boba Fett as to our presence on Cloud City.”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars C-3PO
“Shut him up or shut him off.” You think I forgot about that, Captain Solo?”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars C-3PO
“I hear all. I see all. Attempt to wipe my memory if you so desire, but I remember all too.”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars C-3PO
“You better be nice me.”

I… I… I may not be fluent in six million languages, but if I were, I’d be saying “I’m scared” in each one. Yikes!