Han shoots first! Unfortunately, his weapon of choice isn’t a blaster…


I take no absolutely no pleasure in the promotion of the pedantic punditry power of puns. Alas, the things we do for our friends… Happy Birthday, Dave!


I take no absolutely no pleasure in the promotion of the pedantic punditry power of puns. Alas, the things we do for our friends… Happy Birthday, Dave!
I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
A snow day on Hoth just isn't complete if Luke Skywalker isn't on the run from the Wampa!
Wash your hands after using the toilet, brush after every meal. And also...
Not everyone is celebrating the fall of the Empire, for there are nothing but hard days ahead for the likes of the Imperial Royal Guards in...