Han shoots first! Unfortunately, his weapon of choice isn’t a blaster…


I take no absolutely no pleasure in the promotion of the pedantic punditry power of puns. Alas, the things we do for our friends… Happy Birthday, Dave!


I take no absolutely no pleasure in the promotion of the pedantic punditry power of puns. Alas, the things we do for our friends… Happy Birthday, Dave!
I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
Lando Calrissian laments over the cost of keeping a steady supply of delicious malt liquor...
Did I hear say king? Or call yourself ruler? Sit down cause the Hammer’s gonna school ya!
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