A starship captain gets all the ladies! “…And that’s when I told #1 to quit acting like a #2, less I give him a taste of the smack! So then I turn to Worf and…” “THIS IS ENGINEERING. WE HAVE TO TAKE ALL HOLODECKS OFFLINE FOR WEEKLY ROUTINE STAGE 4 DIAGNOSTICS. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR UNDERSTANDING.” “I’m so lonely…”
