Lower Lumbar Support: The Next Generation
Starfleet Command is bending time and space itself in order to bring us the first ever Starship Bridge Exchange Program!


I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
The Tuskens and Skywalkers are a’fussin’ and a’feudin' like the Hatfields and McCoys.
George Lucas insists that he has the original Star Wars trilogy planned out in advance. He's either a liar, or a very, very sick man.
If you think Lando was held to a different standard, then Captain Panaka doesn't stand a chance in the court of public opinion...
Pour some spiked eggnog, put on an ugly sweater, and gather around the fire to sing this holiday classic.
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