Lower Lumbar Support: The Next Generation
Starfleet Command is bending time and space itself in order to bring us the first ever Starship Bridge Exchange Program!


I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
Let's be honest... Princess Leia and Han Solo did not produce a handsome child.
A faithful recreation of a pivitol moment from The Empire Strikes Back.
A faithful recreation of a pivotal moment from Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
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