To thine ownself be true.






I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
Ever heard the one about a Jedi Master and famed bounty hunter walk into a bar...
The Imperial Stormtrooper: enduring symbol of the Star Wars franchise, and butt of many jokes. But no longer! It's time to set the record...
Frodo is in danger of The One Ring corrupting him into a creature like Gollum, or worse... David Wooderson!
When injustices can no longer be tolerated or suffered in silence, behold the fury of Hermoine Granger unleashed!
WTF? I hope he tears your arms off!
If Chewie is as good at tearing arms off people as he is at fixing droids, then I have nothing to worry about!