A true scoundrel is always on the lookout for opportunity…
That sure is COLD of you, Han. Get it! See what I did there? Oh don’t you judge me. I’m not the one who stole my buddy’s girlfriend. AND THAT IS EXACTLY what Han did at the time, with what knowledge we all had about Luke and Leia’s relation at the time. Han deserved to be frozen in carbonite — a fate riddled with irony befitting such a duplicitous cad!
Stand down, Lando. I got this.
