A starship captain gets all the ladies!






I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
Lando Calrissian laments on what it's like to be confronted by Darth Vader, especially when he makes you an offer you can't refuse...
Even Stormtroopers can't agree which era of Star Wars is best...