A starship captain gets all the ladies!






I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
There's nothing like a Christmas visit from Santa, and a hearty cup of especially festive eggnog.
George Lucas insists that he has the original Star Wars trilogy planned out in advance. He's either a liar, or a very, very sick man.
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