Cursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?
















I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
Lando Calrissian laments on what it's like to be confronted by Darth Vader, especially when he makes you an offer you can't refuse...
Things that vampires fear: sunlight, crosses, and cancel culture!
Let's be honest... Princess Leia and Han Solo did not produce a handsome child.
Frankenstein's Monster! The Wolfman! Who will triumph in this tussle of legendary terrors?!