They hurt you every time.


I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
Frodo is in danger of The One Ring corrupting him into a creature like Gollum, or worse... David Wooderson!
They say you never forget your first kiss! But maybe sometimes you should...
Sith vengeance is at hand, as Darth Vader finally catches up to the white-bearded wizard he has been pursuing for all these years...
Soul Santa is looking for some help in his holiday workshop. But just because someone is short and has pointy ears doesn't mean they're an...