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It Works Every Time

February 12, 2020

Let Lando Calrissian extoll the power of Colt 45...

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February 11, 2020

George Lucas insists that he has the original Star Wars trilogy planned out in advance. He's either a liar, or a very, very sick man.

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February 3, 2020

Lando Calrissian laments over the cost of keeping a steady supply of delicious malt liquor...

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December 23, 2019

Marvel. Star Wars. Only one franchise can sit at the head of the table in the House of the Mouse, and this will be settled at the box...

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May 11, 2019

Star Wars. Disney. There can only be one seat at the head of the table in the House of the Mouse...

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May 4, 2019

We examine the mind of Grand Moff Tarkin, and the toils of governing the galaxy for the glory of the Empire.