Skywalker may rise, but what about the box office receipts?


I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
Thanos traveled all across the galaxy in search of the Infinity Stones, but what if they were in Oregon all along...
George Lucas insists that he has the original Star Wars trilogy planned out in advance. He's either a liar, or a very, very sick man.
Cobra Commander is back, and this time he has his own talk show! Tonight's guest, all the way from a galaxy far, far away... Emperor...
Galactic vs Doctor Doom, in a cosmic clash an epoch, or at least ten years, in the making!