Han shoots first! Unfortunately, his weapon of choice isn’t a blaster…


I take no absolutely no pleasure in the promotion of the pedantic punditry power of puns. Alas, the things we do for our friends… Happy Birthday, Dave!


I take no absolutely no pleasure in the promotion of the pedantic punditry power of puns. Alas, the things we do for our friends… Happy Birthday, Dave!
Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you. I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors.
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You don't have to study at the Jedi Academy or Hogwart's Wizarding Academy to know that all girls...
Lando Calrissian laments on what it's like to be confronted by Darth Vader, especially when he...
Tony Stark and Norrin Radd discuss the value of silver commodities on the open market…