“This must be some STRONG eggnog, cuz I’m seeing a jolly yet mythical fat-man trespassing in my living room.”
“No my child, your eyes do not deceive you. It is I, Soul Santa! Ho Ho Ho.”
“WOW! Soul Santa! In the flesh! My spirit is filled with youthful exuberance and unbridled whimsy! So… do ya have a PS5 for me in that magic sack there?”
“Sorry my child. I may be magic, but I’m not THAT magic! Ho Ho Ho.”
