Light… Dark… the most powerful Force in the galaxy is commerce!
“Tremble in fear, weaklings! For it is I, the mighty Darth Maul!”
“-Sigh– Darth Maul… who shares his lineage with the sad litany of Star Wars characters relegated to tragically short screen time, lacking impactful dialogue, character building, and substance…”
“Yet despite all that, I did quit alright when it comes to merchandise. And there can only be one reason for that…”
