Mighty Muggs Moments

Bad Grandpa

March 18, 2020
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was a mystery that needed to be addressed…

Mighty Muggs Star Wars Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader
Mighty Muggs Star Wars Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader
“What is it, Lord Vader?”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader
“I am just wondering, master… how is it that you have a granddaughter?”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader
“I mean, it makes perfect sense for me to have children. Before THAT COWARD KENOBI PUSHED ME INTO LAVA, I was damn handsome. But YOU, master… you have always been ugly.”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader
“We may pledge ourselves to the Dark Side, but no bedroom is THAT dark! No offense, master, but c’mon… who in the hell would ever sleep with you?!”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars Emperor Palpatine and Darth Vader
“Well… I was once a senator.”

If you don’t get that joke, put down that comic book, turn off Netflix, and go watch the news! PLANET! of the Plastic People is getting political up in this mah!

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