A New Hype: Part 2

The Stormtroopers are here to set the record straight!

The Imperial Stormtrooper: symbol of the Star Wars franchise, and galactic incompetence. Their inability to shoot straight and hit their target is a thing of legend.

In our previous conversation, the stormtrooper made a case for how such a sullied reputation may be unfounded, and presented evidence in form of a Rebel cruiser obliterated, and hordes of Sand people and farmers eradicated.

Are you trying to say that despite all that blaster fire exchanged, the Stormtroopers intentionally let Princess Leia and her liberators escape the confines of your very own fortified space station? I find that hard to believe.