Gather the children for this rousing holiday classic… “I play the street life, because there’s no place I can go. Street life, it’s the only way I know…” Rudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerHad a very shiny noseBecause it was the early 1980sAnd he was doing copious amounts of blow. All the reindeer Used to laugh and call him namesNow they all sleep with the fishesCuz Rudolph was a kingpin in the drug game. Then one foggy Christmas EveSanta came to say…“Rudolph, sippin’ this nog has been nice…BUT YOU’RE UNDER ARREST!I work undercover for Miami Vice.” Now all the reindeer hate himCuz he gave them up in his plea.Rudolph the Red-Nosed ReindeerWill be back on the street in one-to-three!
