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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (DJ RICO Remix)

December 6, 2023
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Gather the children for this rousing holiday classic…

LEGO Brickheadz Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
“I play the street life, because there’s no place I can go. Street life, it’s the only way I know…”

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
Because it was the early 1980s
And he was doing copious amounts of blow.

All the reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
Now they all sleep with the fishes
Cuz Rudolph was a kingpin in the drug game.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say…
“Rudolph, sippin’ this nog has been nice…
BUT YOU’RE UNDER ARREST!
I work undercover for Miami Vice.”

Now all the reindeer hate him
Cuz he gave them up in his plea.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Will be back on the street in one-to-three!

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