It looks like it’s going to be a year without Santa Claus…


I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
Clark Kent conducts a hard-hitting and in-depth expose on modern cinema ..
Lando Calrissian laments over the cost of keeping a steady supply of delicious malt liquor...
Sith vengeance is at hand, as Darth Vader finally catches up to the white-bearded wizard he has been pursuing for all these years...