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Hard Times

August 17, 2020
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While our heroes throw a cookout on Endor, not everyone is celebrating the fall of the Galactic Empire…

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“It was the cushiest job in all the galaxy… Then the first day off we get in ten years, THIS happens!”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars Royal Guard
“What am I gonna tell people?! That the geriatric we were sworn to protect was in truth a master of space lighting kung-fu who met his demise by being tossed into a bottomless pit by a one-armed robot with asthma? WHO IS GONNA BELIEVE THAT?!?”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars Royal Guard
“And I was just one away week from retirement… Damn rebels.”

And to think, you people continue to laud Leia, Han, and Luke as heroes, never in once taking into consideration the common man hurt by their actions. Shame. Shame on you all!

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