The Other White Meat

It’s time for everyone’s favorite afternoon cooking show, “Yub Grub!”

“Hi! I’m Wicket, that’s Teebo and this is “Yub Grub!” Our guest today, the Gamorian Guard!”
“Thank you for having me on the show. I can’t wait to see what tasty treat you Ewoks make today.”
“Meals at the palace are always a crazy time because Jabba is rather particular about… ummm… Teebo, I notice that the skull on your head looks awfully like it came from ahhh…a pig…”
“Uhhhh fellas, wh… what exactly is today’s dish?”
“Pulled Pork Surprise.”
“SURPRISE!”
“oink.”