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A New Hype: Part 1

April 14, 2020
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The Stormtroopers are here to set the record straight!

The Imperial Stormtrooper: enduring symbol of the Star Wars franchise, as well that of intergalactic incompetence. Their inability to shoot straight and ever hit their intended target is a thing of legend.

Star Wars Mighty Muggs Stormtrooper
“Pure rebel propoganda!”

So I gather you take umbrage with your less than complimentary reputation of being nothing but legions of bad shots?

Star Wars Mighty Muggs Stormtrooper
“You’re damn straight I do. Bad shots?! Certainly you saw how effortlessly we laid absolute waste to a blockade runner teeming with traitors, and proceeded to do the same to a tribe of sand scum with shots so precise that only those with imperial training could be responsible!”
Star Wars Mighty Luke Skywalker
“Ha! As we say on Tantooine, “Even the twin suns shines on a womp rat’s ass twice a day.” Those were all lucky shots. And when it comes to lucky shots, I know…”
Star Wars Mighty Muggs Stormtrooper
“Luck?! Hey, kid… how’s the family?”
Star Wars Mighty Luke Skywalker
“…sniff too soon, man. Too soon….”

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