1-800 Wookiee Repair

In any of 6 million languages, the truth still hurts…

Mighty Muggs Star Wars C-3PO and Chewbacca
“You miserable stack of hair, you put my head on backwards, but why am I not surprised?”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars C-3PO and Chewbacca
“The Millennium Falcon is an absolute disgrace and never functional…”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars C-3PO and Chewbacca
“You are utterly terrible at chess…”
Mighty Muggs Star Wars C-3PO and Chewbacca
“I bet if Captain Solo were to die someday, the Princess would go out of her way to embrace an absolute stranger rather than hug you. Chewbacca, you suck!”