Besieged by a snowy tempest on Hoth, will Han Solo be able to save Luke Skywalker before it’s too late?
“Luke! I found you!”
“Yet, no one knows this but me…”
“If you were to say, “perish” out here in this frozen wasteland, Leia would be mine, all mine…”
“I mean, it’s not like she’s your sister or anything, so for all intents and purposes she IS your girlfriend…”
“Although you should have seen us earlier in the south passage, where she professed her true feelings for me…”
“Well, actually I pushed all up on her in a most inappropriate way, but I’m a scoundrel. I take what I want, and it’ll be her word against mine!”
“Just as it’ll be MY word when I tell them I couldn’t find you. And if they ever do mange to uncover your blaster-ridden corpse, it’ll just look like an Imperial probe droid gotcha first…”
“H… Han? Is that you?”
“LUKE! Luke, ol’ buddy, ol’ chum, ol’ pal. Let me slice up this tauntaun and warm you right on up!”
