There is a truly disturbing disturbance in the Force…






I come equipped with stereophonic funk producin' disco inducin' twin magnetic rock receptors. Wind me up! I'll dance, I'll sing, I'll play with you!
C-3PO is here to remind you "Treat people the way you want to be treated."
Darth Vader casts an imposing as he saunters around bridge of a star destroyer, but why doesn't he ever sit?
A Stormtroopers work is never done. It's not bad enough that they must content with the return of the jedi, but also a return of the lies...
Lando Calrissian laments on what it's like to be confronted by Darth Vader, especially when he makes you an offer you can't refuse...
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