Even Romulan Ale can’t match the dynamite taste… “We Vulcans mate only once every seven years. We call it Pon Farr. Therefore we are able to dedicate ourselves to higher disciplines like science.” “Science you say? When it comes to having a good time, I have it down to a science. First get some good clothes…” “…And second, get some smooth, refreshing malt liquor. Every night is Pon Farr, when you have some Colt 45.” The power of Colt 45. It works every time.
