A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there was a mystery that needed to be addressed…
“What is it, Lord Vader?”
“I am just wondering, master… how is it that you have a granddaughter?”
“I mean, it makes perfect sense for me to have children. Before THAT COWARD KENOBI PUSHED ME INTO LAVA, I was damn handsome. But YOU, master… you have always been ugly.”
“We may pledge ourselves to the Dark Side, but no bedroom is THAT dark! No offense, master, but c’mon… who in the hell would ever sleep with you?!”
“Well… I was once a senator.”
If you don’t get that joke, put down that comic book, turn off Netflix, and go watch the news! Planet of the Plastic People is getting political up in this piece!
