There is a truly disturbing disturbance in the Force… “I’ll never join you! But it is nice to find that I have some family in this big galaxy. Here pop, lemme introduce you to my girlfriend…” “I have failed to turn young Skywalker to the Dark Side… but not nearly as much as I have failed him as a father. YIKES!” George Lucas insists that he had the original Star Wars trilogy planned out in advance. He’s either a liar, or a very, very sick man.